The Fat Cat Club

Markets · Robinhood Chain

$FATCAT

You're either a fat cat, or you're not.. yet.

Filed from the table · A live game · LP burned · Building in public

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Halftone photograph of a fat cat in a black tuxedo and bow tie, raising a compact camera and firing the flash.
THE CHAIRMAN photographed at the table, 2 November. He did not inherit the chair.

Now Showing · The Screening Room
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The Arcade

Pick a table

One club. Every game.

Club Siege and FATCAT Arena are live now — pick a game below to see how it plays, how you earn, and who owns its leaderboard. More games are on the way and appear here only once they're ready; one wallet and one deposit will run them all.

& more
on the way

Eat cats. Get fat. Cash out.

A live arena: stake ETH, grow by swallowing everyone smaller, and walk away with more than you sat down with. Get eaten first and you leave with nothing.

Total deposited
$0.00
on the floor · all-time
Play now Free floor open · real-ETH staking is live
Controls
KeyDoes
W A S DMove. Bigger = slower to turn.
SpaceLunge — a burst to catch prey or escape. No cooldown, costs a few pennies.
Hold ShiftCash out. A ring fills over a few seconds; you slow while it fills.
The rules, fast
RuleIn short
Worth vs sizeWorth = your cash ($). Size = your body. A huge cat can be nearly worthless.
CrumbsEverywhere. Add size, add no worth. Free air.
Bigger winsOverlap a cat and the heavier one eats it — even by a whisker.
The spoilsEat a cat, take a bite of their worth; the rest sprays on the floor to grab.
10-minute clockEach visit is 10 min. Cash out, or you're auto-cashed at zero.
Last 69 secondsA red arrow points the whole map at you. You're the bounty — run.
The cap$10 max buy-in. A bit of fun, not a mortgage.
The house2% in, 2% out. No tax, no team wallet.
Two ways to play
FloorWhat it is
Free — for funNo wallet, no deposit, nothing real to win or lose. The free floor is purely for fun and learning the game — play the staked table when you want it for real.
Staked — liveReal ETH on Robinhood Chain, for keeps. The bots here hold no money — your winnings come from the other real players at the table.

You win real ETH from other real players. The bots keep the floor lively, but on the staked table they carry nothing — so the more cats staking, the more there is to win. A busy table is a rich one. A second map is on the way, too.

Points & the league
ThingWhat it means
You're countedEvery staked hand earns points — time, kills, bread won. Win more, earn more. Tied to your wallet, never resets.
Free earns nonePoints are for the real floor only.
Why botherWhat they come to mean, one day, is the club's business. Early counters tend to be glad they were.
Members' LeagueA leaderboard by points, every name a wallet. Live on the staked floor.
The Members' League — the leaderboard
# Member Points
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Live numbers posted soon. The League opens with the staked floor — every name a wallet, ranked by points won.

Take a seat Real-ETH staking live · second map coming soon

Nine Lives

Next up · in development

One cat. Nine lives. A thousand strays. Run-based swarm survival: the alley floods, every level-up deals you three claws and you pick one — stack them into a monster of a build, hold out as long as you can, go down swinging, run it back sharper. Ten-minute runs; no two ever alike.

38 62 CRIT LV 7 08:42 · WAVE 12 · 214 STRAYS DAILY SHUFFLE #147 · ONE ATTEMPT LEVEL UP — PICK YOUR CLAW RICOCHET CLAW swipes bounce to a second stray MILK AURA II nearby strays sizzle, +40% reach ALLEY PACK +1 street cat fights beside you

Concept mock — not gameplay. The real thing runs on the Club Siege engine.

The run
  • The alley floods with strays — hundreds on screen, waves that never stop coming, boss cats crashing every fifth.
  • Every level-up deals three claws, pick one: swipes, ricochets, auras, summons — and they stack into builds.
  • ~10-minute runs. Death is part of the game — you go down, you know exactly what you'd build next time.
  • Career XP and the wardrobe carry over — one identity across every floor of the club.
The Daily Shuffle
  • One seed, worldwide: every cat plays the same shuffle each day — same waves, same claw deals.
  • One attempt. Your run goes on the board next to everyone else's — wallet-verified names and all.
  • Later: staked entries through the audited vault — entry fee in, prize pot out, the Milk Match model.
See the roadmap In development · the floor opens soon

Club Siege

Live · own floor

A classic browser FPS, cat edition — now on its own floor with a proper menu, live lobby browser and full-screen play. You're the Bodyguard: hulking, silent, sunglasses. Move, aim, hold the line.

Enter Club Siege → Free to play · desktop & mobile · bots keep every room warm
Game modes
  • Solo Horde — the strays pour into The Yards (the club's freight yard, four gates) in waves, and they jump — no perch is safe. Watch for dashers that lunge, rust-red sprinters that run you down at triple pace, and from wave 5 THE HEAVY — a boss cat twice the size with a fat bounty. Kill drops turn the tide, each its own colour: double milk, catnip frenzy, nine lives, fat stacks, milk time.
  • Team Fight — Gold vs Crimson: sides auto-balanced, no friendly fire, four-minute rounds; the colour with the most kills takes the floor. Kills and round wins go on the career board.
  • 1v1 Duel — one rival, three minutes, nowhere to hide. Play it free, or make it a staked grudge: $1–$10 a side in PONS, CASHCAT or ETH, winner takes the pot.
  • Battle Royale — twelve cats drop on a PUBG-scale Sprawl: villages of enterable houses (vault the windows), climbable hills, downtown at the centre. You drop in with just the Snub — the Tommy, Scattergun, Longshot, body armor and milk are found on the floors; one life; the Milk closes slow and certain. A 5–10 minute hunt. Knocked out or lobby full? Spectate — free-fly and watch.
  • Milk Match — the wagered floor: stake a spawn, every kill takes their whole pot, BANK IT whenever you dare. In final testing — only ever through the audited vault.
The rules
  • Headshots pay double.
  • Kills earn supply — spend it in-run: Scattergun 120, Longshot 240, and from LV 4 the Snub 80.
  • Healing: milk heals in Solo (Q · 60 supply); in multiplayer your health regens fast (14/s) a few seconds after you stop taking hits.
  • Right-click holds the sights — tighter spread, slower feet. C crouches: steadier aim, smaller target. The Longshot gets a full scope.
  • Dash is free on a 3-second cooldown. F fullscreen · ESC pause & back to menu.
  • Eleven floors, every hour of the day: five nights each with their own light (sodium-amber Back Lot, violet Rooftops, misty Docks, indigo Yards, the wine-dark Club interior), four days from dawn on the Yards to golden hour on the Docks, The Clearing ☀ — and The Sprawl for Battle Royale.
  • Club bots fill empty seats, yield to real cats, hold no value and never win anything for anyone.
  • Every kill and round win on the multiplayer floors earns XP — levels unlock wardrobe colours, hats and cuts (worn in every lobby) plus the Ghost class, and linking your wallet carries the whole record to any device.
Fresh off the floor — latest updates
  • — Staked grudge matches go live: put $1–$10 in PONS, CASHCAT or ETH on a 1v1 — winner takes the pot, settled through the vault.
  • — The light pass: baked shadows under every crate and wall, lamps and neon that really glow, muzzle flash that lights the lane.
  • — Battle Royale drops you in with just the Snub: real guns are floor loot now, and switching between guns you've found works. Killing blows flash red.
  • — Feel pass: faster regen (14/s), calmer muzzle smoke, aimed shots keep their sight picture, smarter stray jumps, death pops in multiplayer, rarer power-up drops.
  • — Everything cream is MILK now, and the career board is wallet-only — link in the game menu and your early games carry over.
  • — Grudge matches: mint a private 1v1 challenge link and drop it in the group chat, or post an open challenge to the board.
  • — The Screening Room opens: cinematics, the meme wall, and the front-page reel.
  • — Battle Royale moves to a PUBG-scale Sprawl: villages, vaultable windows, hills, a 5–10 minute hunt.

Times shown in your local time. The floor updates near-daily — check back.

Top Cats — the Club Siege career board
# Cat Level Kills Wins
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Every kill and round win on the free multiplayer floors counts, forever — but only wallet-linked cats make the board. Link yours in the game menu and your record shows here as Username (wallet).

Play now See the roadmap

To be announced

TBA

A new game is in the works. We announce each one here only once the idea's solid — never before. FATCAT Arena is live now; more cats are on the way.

Profile

Continued from nowhere

He did not inherit the chair.

Our correspondent attends the table and finds it already occupied.

Nobody recalls him arriving. He was simply always at the table, in the same tuxedo, holding the same camera, photographing a room that had not asked to be photographed.

He does not check the chart. The chart checks on him. Asked for comment on the price, he raised the camera and fired the flash, which our correspondent understood to be the comment.

Every member of this establishment began precisely where you are now: outside it, reading about it. This is not a moral failing. It is simply the order of events.

The tuxedo, it should be said, is not a costume. It is what happens to you.

— Continued on the chart

fat cat /fat kat/ · n. — a wealthy and powerful person, especially one grown comfortable at the top of the pile. On the record →

Membership Has A Face

The Club Tailor · fatcatclub.xyz/pfp

Join the club. Become the cat.

Every member wears the face. Upload your X profile picture, press the seal, and the club tailor recreates it with FATCAT himself in your place — same pose, same background, black tie. Download it, set it on the timeline, take your seat.

Checking the tailor's hours…

Prefer the full fitting room? →

The Journey Ahead

The Roadmap · $FATCAT

The $FATCAT Roadmap

From the table to the top — here is how the club grows. Everything filed under Live is real and on-chain today; we ship, then we point at it.

Coming upThe FATCAT PFP Generator — drop in your X profile picture and get your own fat cat back: same character, club fur. Built to take over the timeline.
01 Live now
  • Club Siege — the FPS: solo horde + live multiplayer
  • Team Fight (Gold vs Crimson) · 1v1 Duel · Battle Royale on The Sprawl
  • Staked grudge matches — back yourself with $1–$10 in PONS, CASHCAT or ETH; winner takes the pot, settled through the vault
  • Challenge links & the open-challenges board — call out one rival or take on all comers
  • XP & levels with a wallet-linked career board
  • The wardrobe — level-unlocked colours, hats & cuts + the Ghost class
  • Eleven floors, every hour of day · four weapons (the Snub unlocks at LV 4) · aim-down-sights & scope
  • A cinematic light pass — baked shadows, glowing neon, muzzle bloom
  • Audited vault + instant cash-out vouchers on Robinhood Chain
02 Building now
  • The FATCAT PFP Generator — feed it your X profile picture, get YOUR cat back: a one-of-a-kind FATCAT wearing your look, ready to wear on the timeline
  • The Milk Match — Battle Royale's wagered floor: stake a spawn, every kill takes their whole pot, BANK IT whenever you dare — built, in final polish
  • Squads in Battle Royale
  • Transparent custody — multi-sig vault + a public proof-of-reserves page
03 Next
  • Stake tiers — $0.50 spawns up to high-roller rooms
  • Ranked seasons & weekly tournaments with prize pots
  • Cosmetics — skins earned in-game, rares via $FATCAT burn
  • Spectate the big pots + shareable clips
04 The vision
  • The Club — deposit once, play the arcade
  • Community-shaped games & modes
  • $FATCAT = the key to the club
  • Fully transparent, on-chain
The Chairman — a monocled cat in a tuxedo studying the map
The Chairman

The roadmap so far

And we're not going to stop adding to it.

New floors, new games, new reasons to sit at the table — the list only gets longer. Whatever ships next gets filed right here, in public.

How to Acquire

Four steps · No interview

Admission is a transaction.

$FATCAT trades on Robinhood Chain. The House has never turned anyone away for being early.

  1. Present a wallet

    Any EVM wallet will do. Fund it with ETH on Robinhood Chain.

  2. Bridge, if you must

    ETH stranded on another chain? Relay or Across will carry it over. The House does not ask where it has been.

  3. Take your seat

    Swap ETH for $FATCAT. Set your slippage like someone who intends to be served.

  4. Straighten your tie

    That is all. The room was always yours. You simply had not paid for it.

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Market Data

Nothing clever

The whole arrangement fits in one table.

No tax. No team wallet games. No vesting cliffs. Liquidity's burned and the fees are fixed on-chain.

$FATCAT — instrument summary
ItemDetail
Total supply1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax0% / 0%
LiquidityBurned
NetworkRobinhood Chain
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